✨ | TITAN LUZ

— stimboard for @catamations ; x x x / x x / x x x

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

You have a gender, it’s in your pants

Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint

wheeee! mine’s a zippo and a bus card!

Oh fuck I’m a fidget spinner.

The outfit and pose similarities but he looks so much happier and himself in the second photo 🥹

i imagine this scenario would be a lot more concerning in real life

There's this one woman on Instagram who claims she finds all of her bones in the woods, but very obviously buys them and plants them there so she can shoot artsy foraging videos and it's so funny to me. You did not find ten perfectly cleaned mink skulls in suburban Ohio. You bought them on Wish and rubbed some dirt on them.

ALT

Right? Like, tread with caution in yonder woods lest ye be caught by THE DEGREASER.

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

the law of equivalent exchange

Hatsune Miku visits her dying grandfather (IBM 704) in the hospital (2023 colorized)